(source: email)
| A man wants a WIFE because she can make his life : | |
| W | WONDERFUL |
| I | INTERESTING |
| F | FASCINATING |
| E | EXTRAORDINARY |
| | |
| But a woman should be careful in finding a HUSBAND because he might be : | |
| H | HOPELESS |
| U | UNACCOUNTABLE |
| S | SENSELESS |
| B | BORING |
| A | AUTHORITATIVE |
| N | NUISANCE |
| D | DISCRIMINATIVE |
| | |
| Why does a man want to have a WIFE ? Because : | |
| W | Washing |
| I | Ironing |
| F | Food |
| E | Entertainment |
| | |
| Why does a woman want to have a HUSBAND ? Because : | |
| H | Housing |
| U | Understanding |
| S | Sharing |
| B | Buying |
| A | and |
| N | Never |
| D | Demanding |
